How A Party Is Won.

Since, we have pretty much made Nationals, let’s not talk about Regionals this weekend.  Instead, let’s talk about the Ultimate Ultimate party, I am starting to plan.  With the holiday season approaching, there needs to be some celebration.  A coming together of sorts.  Basically, we need to start where we left off when Icepick got [...]

Stat Reporter: Party Edition

Friday:
1 Pair of Daisy Dukes worn
2 Sugar Free Red Bulls
3 or 4 Ladies danced with
3 Ladies body slammed (Including Dan the Butcher.)
1 Chest bite from Joe Nickels
3 Golden Oreos
1 Super Dog
Saturday:
80 Pitchers
20 Orders of wings
10 Orders of Nachos
1 Rejected invitation to the party from lady (she was too hot for me)
1 Shirtless Karl Doege
1 Sectionals [...]

I Met You In The Club, You Were Lookin’ Scandalous

So the Ultimate season is winding up and down at that same time.  Sectionals are tomorrow, then regionals, and nationals.  That’s it.  Obviously, this is the most important part of the season and we should be working the hardest to keep in shape and top out our performance levels.  Am I there?  Yes, I think [...]

There Will Be a Poetry Spoken Silently Between Me And The Stereo

UPDATE:  My iPod works again.
Update numero dos:  The party is going to have a sweet soundtrack.  I just found out that we can play our own music upstairs at Legends.  SO, mixtape time people.  If there are any suggestions for some phat beats or sing along tunes let me know.  Maybe I’ll put them on [...]