October 3, 2007...8:01 am

You Totally Killed Us, You Evil Metal Dickweeds!

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Dear Metal,

You were almost completely absent in my life for the last couple months.  After a long and intense relationship, we parted ways for silly reasons.  I grew tired of your fads, and relentless mediocrity.  We lost our spark.

But things weren’t the same.  I haven’t been as intense since you were gone, and others have noticed.  I been mostly hanging out with HipHop.  By comparison, you have completely different places in my heart.  Yesterday, I decided to listen to you, once again.  It was magical.  You are back, and you are here to stay.  If you should ever leave again, I won’t fret, I will just wait for you to slowly two-step back into my life.

Now that you are here, I am ready to headbutt my way through a fucking brickwall.  I love you, Metal.

Best Regards,

Matthew Lee

 

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